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so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via pizza)

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via sassy-black-chick)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(via fake-mermaid)

troyyy:

lol watch this get 0 notes….

(via fake-mermaid)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via pizza)

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

(via pizza)